Entries from Seattlest tagged with 'redsox'
May 29, 2008
There are quite a few things going on for the gays today, this week, and for the next month or so. First of all, there ain't gonna be any Pride on Broadway this year. For the first time since the year of this Seattlest's birth, there will be no Pride on Broadway. After the big gay mess of last year's debacle, the powers that be have opted to just keep it downtown. We dragged......
Continue Reading "Today, This Week, and the Month in Gay News"May 29, 2008
The Mariners won again last night by the skin of their teeth, shocking a Boston "Nation" whose presence has been hard to ignore throughout the series. The lowly Mariners are inconveniently getting in the way of a mighty "Nation" that strolled into the Emerald City expecting a sweep, and is now left licking its wounds after losing two straight to one of the most embarrassing teams in recent memory. It’s hard to know what......
Continue Reading "Boston Fans—Annoying or Envious? "May 28, 2008
You can read about last night's Mariners win in Kim's post from earlier, but the highlight was Jose Lopez's single in the bottom half of the 9th to drive in Balentien and end the team's seven-game losing streak. And then the people rejoiced. Well, maybe half of them. If you've ever been to a Red Sox game at Safeco Field, you know how strong of a fan presence they bring into a road game.......
Continue Reading "Safeco Field Turns Into Fenway West"May 28, 2008
This Seattlest is not the most baseball-crazed tool in the shed, but we had a damn good time at last night's Mariners vs. Red Sox game. It started out with the Mariners up by three, until Manny Ramirez clocked a homer for the Sox and evened out the scoreboard. The tie held fast for the last few innings until Jose Lopez's nailbiting hit straight toward third base—at the bottom of the ninth—drove the winning......
Continue Reading "Mariners Actually Win a Baseball Game"May 27, 2008
NOT THE YANKEES: The Mariners, bless their hearts for trying, will take on the Red Sox tonight at Safeco Field. We weren't impressed with the one game we already saw this year, but we're willing to cheer on the home team tonight as they take on that East Coast team that's not the Yankees. 7:10 p.m. // Safeco Field // $7-73 BIG, BIG VOICE: British singer/songwriter Adele will be gracing the stage at the Triple......
Continue Reading "Can't Miss It: Tuesday"April 30, 2008
All About Beer Magazine recently came out with this list of their idea of the 125 best places in the world to have a beer. There are many worthy places on there for sure. But lists like these won't make everyone entirely happy. Here are a few things that stuck out: 1) Of course, the lack of Seattle/Washington places. Stumbling Monk is awesome, but to have that included as the only Seattle place (barely......
Continue Reading "125 Best Places to Have a Beer Before You Die"March 28, 2008
Not all wounds heal quickly, as evidenced by allegations from a Pittsburgh Steelers fan who claims a fast-food-working Seahawks fan spit in his burger this week. Seattlest has three problems with this story: First of all, everybody who has ever worked in the restaurant business knows you don’t spit on top of the burger, you lift the bun and spit directly on the burger then conceal the treachery under the bun by placing it......
Continue Reading "Front Running Dork Gets What's Coming to Him "October 24, 2007
Yes, the World Series starts tonight, starring Joe Buck and Tim McCarver (at least that's what they'd say). A special treat for Mariner fans: both starting catchers were once members of the Mariners organization. Yorvit Torrealba played 42 games for the dismal '05 Mariners after coming over in the equally dismal Randy Winn trade. U.S.S. Mariner dubbed him JoeJessica as a mnemonic device to remember his actual name. Jason Varitek was a #1 draft pick......
Continue Reading "Ladies and Gentlemen, Prepared to Get Bucked"September 23, 2007
Seattlest watches as a S.L.U.T. is born and Seattle Flickr users go nuts over a local art installation. A restaurant critic demands a Diner's Bill of Rights over a gnat next to her drink, and, in lieu of a Portlandist, Seattlest debates with itself over the identity of the Northwest's crown jewel. Seattlest also joins the guys from Fantagraphics for an ill-fated gun party in the woods. LAist saw national headlines soar this week with......
Continue Reading "Elsewhere in the Ist-a-verse"September 18, 2007
Seattle. Portland. Which one's better? You may say: "How can you choose? Each has their good points. It's like asking which religion is better." Guess what, asshole, that Negative Nellie attitude is the reason nobody ever asks for your fucking opinion. Jerk. Yesterday, Jeremy Barker advocated the pro-Seattle position. Now, it's Portland's turn. Why Portland is better than Seattle, by Katie "The Kalama Quickdraw" Tiehen Before we get into this, let's just lay out what......
Continue Reading "Seattle vs. Portland: Our Contributors Debate to the Death"August 26, 2007
With unseasonable weather descending upon much of North America, schools getting ready to reconvene, and sports seasons getting exciting, it's a busy time of year for us here in the Ist-A-Verse. Luckily, even with all the things we have to do, we still managed to get together to let you know what we've all been up to. After cooling down from a hot weekend of many badass Sunset Junction Street Fair photo dispatches, LAist asked......
Continue Reading "Elsewhere in the Ist-a-verse"June 28, 2007
Come with us back to our teenage years, will you? Then, the only visiting teams that drew any supporters to M's games were the Yankees and the Blue Jays. Damn it was annoying, to have Mariner fans outnumbered--and we mean this literally--outnumbered--at home games. The Jays no longer draw well, now that, in the A.L. East, they are basically impotent onlookers as the powerful teams battle for supremacy. (Call them the Canada of baseball). Now......
Continue Reading "The Boston Massacre"June 10, 2007
Holy smokes! Giant fish on the MTA, Paris Hilton in jail, then out, then in again, Al Gore, goatses, blumpkins, Matt Damon, and baby art critics! It's been a busy week across the Ist-A-Verse, and here's a smattering of what's been going on. In Gothamist's neck of the woods, they found out that many things are possible: A man caught a 40+ pound fish off the Rockaways and took it home on the subway. Graffiti......
Continue Reading "Elsewhere in the Ist-a-verse "June 3, 2007
Seattlest has a talk with the photographer from last week's "Segway Mom" and then experiences some dissension in the ranks over the question of wine vs. beer. It's not West Side Story, but about as close as they'll get. They're also still waiting on some inbox relief after a spammer is arrested. As Chicagoist counts down the days to its third anniversary party, they found all-organic pizza to be underwhelming amidst the hoopla, tried......
Continue Reading "Elsewhere in the Ist-a-verse"April 23, 2007
Permit us to bloviate some on the death of David Halberstam today in a car crash, which is utter bullshit considering that the guy reported from fricking Vietnam and he dies in a traffic accident in San Mateo (the car that hit him driven by, in a terrible irony, a Berkeley journalism student) (actually, I'm an idiot, his driver was a Berkeley student, so there's no irony, just terribleness). Halberstam's Summer of '49, about the......
Continue Reading "David Halberstam Dead in a Car Crash, Which Is Bullshit"March 25, 2007
It seems like, all across the network, folks were up to no good. Maybe it was all the green beer from last weekend... Gothamist spent the week writing about New Yorkers behaving badly: at the post office, at the Garden, and at the fertility clinic. Calvin Klein may not be misbehaving, but he's just a little dirty, and in a completely different way than some NYC kitchens. SFist had its share of misbehave-rs, too,......
Continue Reading "Elsewhere in the Ist-a-verse"September 28, 2006
As this third straight dreadful Mariners' season drags to a close, we were struck by something on USS Mariner. Their feeling is that Carlos Garcia has been doing a very good job as the team's third base coach. We found this quite amusing because we have always said that if a team is playing really well then the fans turn on the third base out of a lack of anything else to complain about.......
Continue Reading "Our Great Third Base Coach Means We Stink"August 28, 2006
The Mariners are too far behind to win in 2006. All they can do now is make people in other cities miserable, as they did this weekend when they swept the Red Sox. How miserable? Let blogs be your guide: "Ah fuck, you know, anothah weekend, anothah ass sweeping." (Soxaholix) "Swept. And held to two hits. By the Mariners." (The Joy of Sox) "Well, I guess I'll just pour myself a nice warm glass of......
Continue Reading "Mariners Make Misery"August 19, 2006
The last time Jamie Moyer was involved in a trade, it was almost a gift to the M's. They got their all-time winningest pitcher in franchise history (145), the Red Sox got 2 1/2 years of the execrable Darren Bragg. And today, the Mariners re-gifted Jamie Moyer, to the Phillies, for two minor league pitchers, neither of whom are very good. It seems to us a shame that you'd trade away your franchise pitching leader......
Continue Reading "Jamie Moyer Dealt for Two Minor Leaguers"April 16, 2006
LAist tracks an award-winning TV writer who worked on Good Times to a homeless shelter and sees a Little Old Lady get a jaywalking ticket because she can't get across fast enough (in the same post!). Poets invade Metro and an LAist contributor's new book asks WWJB. Gothamist gets down with the immigration rally and their readers want to be heard. The anniversary of the Mets' 1986 World Series is celebrated via a RBI Baseball......
Continue Reading "Elsewhere in Ist"April 2, 2006
Seattlest saw a house party get senselessly attacked with a shotgun and end in seven dead. A local senator is debated and their version of the big dig is investigated. To truly get to the bottom of it they interview the writer Jonathan Raban. Bostonist has its first birthday party and investigates how to attach more gambling dollars to the Red Sox. Benjamin Franklin is celebrated and Johnny Damon is not. Image by Ethan Bagley......
Continue Reading "Elsewhere in Ist"March 26, 2006
Phillyist notes a fistfight between local pols that leaves one man down for the count. Jehovah's Witnesses get a Philly contributor out of bed, things get a little geeky with a film festival and geeky gets taken to a whole new galaxy when they talk with the Dragon Queen of the Dark Kingdom. Shanghaist gets all excited this week over a new nightclub in the city unfortunately named "Snatch" and Mike Tyson is scheduled to......
Continue Reading "Elsewhere in the Ist-a-verse"December 21, 2005
Federal judge Richard Posner defends President Bush's extra-legal (meaning, surprisingly, not legal at all) spying program thusly: The Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act makes it difficult to conduct surveillance of U.S. citizens and lawful permanent residents unless they are suspected of being involved in terrorist or other hostile activities. That is too restrictive. Innocent people, such as unwitting neighbors of terrorists, may, without knowing it, have valuable counterterrorist information. So, since anyone in the country may......
Continue Reading "Monitoring the Domestic Trade Talks"December 15, 2005
After years of insisting that “good citizens” were the key to winning ballclubs, the Mariners have hired one of baseball’s notorious bad guys, Carl Everett. The move improves the Mariners offense (whether the degree of improvement is worth Everett’s reported $3.4 million salary is in question). It’s also exposed an ugly vein of local intellectual elitism. The move was a poorly-kept secret so already the local Internets are buzzing with commentary—and laughter. Because, besides getting......
Continue Reading "Local Snobs Bash Newest Mariner"June 7, 2005
With the number three overall pick in the annual Major League Baseball draft, the Mariners selected Jeff Clement, a catcher from USC. Clement hit .347 for USC this year, with a .606 slugging percentage. Hot. Over at USS Mariner, they are happy. Let's hope Clement's as good as the last college catcher the Mariners selected in the first round of the draft, Jason Varitek. Traded to Boston in one of the worst trades in Mariner......
Continue Reading "Mariners Top Draft Pick Is College Catcher"May 25, 2005
One of the most-anticipated, most-discussed and most-watched sporting events of 2005 will be played today. You probably don't know what we're talking about. That's because this event is a soccer match. "Whenever I'm watching a soccer game," an American comic once said, "I'm thinking, 'Pick up the f***ing ball.'" This observation has stuck with us because it succinctly encapsulates American feelings about the world's most popular sport. We just don't get it. And that annoys......
Continue Reading "A Very Big Day in Sports"April 1, 2005
As mentioned in our review of the weeklies, the Seattle Weekly has a sports column this week. And what a strange sports column it is. The author, Mike Henderson, makes the curious assertion that Seattle sports fans are silly to want their teams to win a championship. "What good would it do you?," Henderson writes. "Would it mean you'd swagger into sports bars in New York and L.A., and patrons would want you to......
Continue Reading "We Just Want an Excuse to Drink"