Court's Ruling Means God Won't Kill Us

Its okay everyone you may un-board your windows and come down from the hills. The State Supreme Court’s upholding of the Defense of Marriage Act means that God will not be seeking revenge on our state through a “natural” disaster.

In fact, He will probably reward us.

He may provide us with a glorious unicorn covered rainbow, make it rain gold bars, or give everyone in the state a coupon to The Olive Garden.

Since, for the time being, we can’t even get our main Seattlest computer to run the simplest of small 4 and 8 bit microprocessors on a 16-bit PDP-11 class machine we suggest you look at the coverage here, here, here but not here. We especially recommend this string. It appears as if the right has boarded the Slog, and you know what that means.