Yo, Yo, Yo Kids, The Times is the Wackzilliest Fo' Sho'...Boy

The Seattle Times editorial page--proving that it is out of touch, even by 2000 standards:

Parties Try to Get Jiggy With Young Voters

Republicans and Democrats have begun an awkward courtship of the young voter. A big November election and an emerging large voting bloc have a way of forcing the parties to peek out of the partisan tent.

Oh, Seattle Times, your hip use of the hottest lingo is giving us a tent. SCHWING!